Well, I've had plenty of time to recover from last week's Hollywood event which was held on Valentine's Day and hosted by World of Wonder. The event was held to celebrate Vivid Entertainment's 25th Anniversary and also to promote Vivid's new show "Deeper Throat"...which was scheduled to premier on the same night. Ya didn't have to twist my arm for me to attend...being that I'm single...on Valentine's Day...which usually sucks! Throw in an "open bar" and add several porn stars, and I mean ATTRACTIVE porn stars, and we've got a party my friends!
In attendance that night were porn stars such as Sasha Grey, Hannah Hilton, the extremely hot Meggan Mallone, Savanna Samson, Sunny Leone, Nikki Jane, Charisma Cappelli(with me in the pic above)and a few others...plus the extremely hot Meggan Mallone...oh, I've already said that.
Anyway, this reminded me of my first month livin' in Cali...when I was offered an opportunity to actually BE in porn. My good friend Jen and I were talking with a guy she had just recently met. He was kinda braggin' a little bit about being a porn producer/director out here. He seemed young...and judging by his arrogance, he looked like your typical chronic liar...the kind of guy that tells you he's climbed Mt. Everest, wrestled alligators, swam the Atlantic Ocean...you know. Anyway, in an effort to prove his story, he took us out to his house in Canyon Country. He was right. He had several awards scattered all throughout his house...along with a few magazines where he was pictured next to a porn actress. He pulls out a photo album filled with at least 200 photos of naked chicks ("casting" pictures). He tells me to pick one and he'll put me in a movie with her in a little over a month. The reason for the wait is because you have to go through entensive testing for any type of disease before you're even allowed to be in porn. Not only that, but you also have to be able to "perform" on-camera. No matter how many guys talk a lotta shit about how they've mastered sex...it's a different story when they get in front of a camera and a film crew. Anyway, for a few moments I seriously contemplated being in porn. Getting paid to get laid didn't seem like a bad idea...AND the idea that everyone is TESTED for diseases made it seem a lil' safer. I've had many friends who were once strippers...I even dated one briefly...so the porn-world didn't seem too much different. Eventually, the "other" me spoke up and said: "I'll pass this time and try to make it out here the normal way. However, if I get desparate for money..." He gave me his pager number (ha, pagers) and that was that! *holds thumb and index finger together: I was thaaaaat close to actually being in porn. ;)
